Clockwork Angel's poem

on the force of its dissolution.
Gently, the tide is rising,
corrupting the mechanism.
Salt, rust and silt
slowing the gears.
Down at the banks
the iron tanks
sway into their moorings
with the hollow boom
of a gigantic bell,
of drum and cannon
which cry out in a tongue of thunder
and the river rolls under.
—Elka Cloke

A 15 year old mind ..

I don't like promises cuz I hate it when they're broken.
I don't like "moments" cuz I hate it when they're stolen.
I don't like boys cuz i hate it when they say "you're the one".
I don't like men cuz i hate it when they say "I'm the one".
I don't like happiness cuz it comes to go away.
I don't like sadness cuz it comes to stay.
I don't like Love cuz its a game.
I don't like Hate cuz its what enemies gain.
I don't like my school cuz no one does.
I don't like being a slacker cuz its short of a Buzz.
I don't like foes cuz they're such bitches.
I don't like frndz cuz they do a lot of Ditches.
I don't like bloody-horror movies cuz they make me sick.
I dont like buildings cuz they're made of brick.
I don't like talkin about myself cuz THEY say I'm an open book.
I don't like THEM cuz they're too lazy to take a deeper look.
I don't like THEM cuz they think im shallow.
I don't like THEM cuz they're so damn deep but hollow.
I don't like that i don't like lots of stuff.
But i love my mama cuz she made me tough.

Once Upon A Time

time :
Once upon a time

place :
Once upon a public chat site

conversation :
"her : hey, I'm new here, what's up?
me:hey there, I'm kinda new too, where u from?
her : Israel
me : :|
her : what?
me : (ignoring)
her : What's Ur name?
me : The One That Doesn't Want To Talk To You
her : where u from, The One That Doesn't Want To Talk To You? lol
me : Egypt
her : I like Ur country
me : I don't like Urs
her : why?
me : ask Ur father or maybe Ur president!
her : oh .. this is just stupid political arguments
me : (ignoring her again)
her : lets be grown ups about this
me : (is she kidding!!!)
her : I wanna be frndz w/u .. put our political issues aside
me : WTF !!!!! who r u kidding ????? there are no political issues .. it's humanity issues .. belongs to Human .. if U understand what I'm saying; it has nothing to deal w/u or Ur ppl !
her : ???? (obviously getting an answer for that)
me : DUH !!!
her : look, we don't have to be like this
me : Stupid b***h !
her : (typing .. probably a smarta*s comeback)
me : (ignoring her, for the third time,
and getting the HELL OUTTA THERE)"

purpose of this little published conversation :
I hate dumb people.

Sign :
J.B . :)

California Gurls (Egyptian Version)

This is the Egyptian version that I edited ... Enjoy;)

[Male]
Greetings loved ones
Let's take a journey

[Female - Verse 1]
I know a place
Where the grass is really greener
Warm, wet and wild
There must be somethin' in the water
Sippin' coke and juice
Layin' underneath the palm trees (Undone)
The boys
Break their necks
Try'na creep a little sneak peek (At us)

You could travel the world
But nothing comes close
To the Northern Coast
Once you party with us
You'll be falling in love
Oooooh oh oooooh

[Female - Chorus]
Alexandria girls
We're unforgettable
Daisy Dukes
Bikini Sun Tops
Sun-kissed skin
So hot
We'll melt your Popsicle
Oooooh oh oooooh

Alexandria girls
We're undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce
We got it on lock
North Coast represent
Now put your hands up
Oooooh oh oooooh

[Female - Verse 2]
Nights on the beach
We don't mind sand in our Stilettos
We freak
In my Jeep
Amr Mostafa { ;) } on the stereo (Oh oh)

You could travel the world
But nothing comes close
To the Northern Coast
Once you party with us
You'll be falling in love
Oooooh oh oooooh

[Female - Chorus]
Alexandria girls
We're unforgettable
Daisy Dukes
Bikini Sun Tops
Sun-kissed skin
So hot
We'll melt your Popsicle
Oooooh oh oooooh

Alexandria gurls
We're undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce
We got it on lock
North Coast represent
Now put your hands up
Oooooh oh oooooh

[Male - Verse 3]
Toned, tanned
Fit and ready
Turn it up 'cause it's gettin' heavy
Wild, wild North Coast
These are the girls I love the most
I mean the ones
I mean like she's the one
Take her
Keep her
These are the ones

The girl's a freak
She drives a Jeep
and lives on the beach
I'm okay
I won't play
I love the Bay
Just like I love Kereir.
Marina Beach
And Amoun Beach
Summertime is everywhere

Homeboys
Hangin' out
Just in Alex.
Hangin' out
Party with these : ma'dudes, ma'ladies
No Lazys
Just a king
And a queen-ie
You my lady
(Yeah)
You're lookin'here baby
(Uh huh)
I'm all up with you
'Cause you representin' Alexandria
(Ohhh yeahh)

[Female - Chorus]
Alexandria gurls
We're unforgettable
Daisy Dukes
Bikini Sun Tops
Sun-kissed skin
So hot
We'll melt your Popsicle
Oooooh oh oooooh

Alexandria gurls
We're undeniable
Fine, fresh, fierce
We got it on lock
North Coast represent
(North Coast, North Coast)
Now put your hands up
Oooooh oh oooooh

Male:
(Alexandriaaa, Alexndriaaa)
Alexandria girls man
I wish they all could be
Alexandria girls
(Alexandriaaa)
I really wish
You all could be
Alexandria girls
(Alexandriaaa, girls)


I someone made this a hit .. it will be A HIT !!! (or so I've been told..)

just don't forget who Edited It =P

{the song originally by : Katy Perry, Snoop Dogg}
Edited to suite an Arabian (DUH!) society :D